i deserve to be made out with and touched inappropriately right now goddammit
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
IM GOING TO ARREST ALL THE TALL PEOPLE
did anyone hear something?
i think its coming from below but its too far down to see