unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

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elmakias:

bryanstars:

Remember when pierce the veil, all time low, of mice and men and sleeping with sirens did the harlem shake.

 

yea, it took three days of wrangling. 

elmakias:

curiosityklledthecat:

Adam Elmakias is my best friend in my head

hello, brain

gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

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illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

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aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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deddene:

when ppl try to go thru ur apps

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